I came to good old #sargentopimienta for a good old Saturday. But today there's something different in the crowd. As the 90's and 2000's songs play, they are all doing the same moves.

They are all doing Fortnite emotes. That's the new standard dancing for arbitrary songs. It's the new quirky thing to do and fit in. And they're all doing the same. I guess it is what back in my times was twirling your girl...

Why am I disapproving of this? Do I need to play Fortnite? Am I officially old people?

Then I realize that Fortnite has given the ability to dance to people like me that were unable to. Now these kids have a handful of dance moves to do while "dancing" instead of standing clueless unable to dance.